Citer Bodo

Ade due org kwn nie....
Tgh chat tntg masuk university...

Halim: Oi Jim.... Aq ade sesuatu yg aq nk bgtaw.....
Jim: Ha... Apenyew???
Halim: Ala... k0 tk bley teke kew???
Jim: Ermm law mke k0 mcm ber0k, mesti ade p0mpuan sexy ci0m k0 kan????
Halim: (malu) MANE ADE K0 NIE!!!! MEMANDAI JEW...
Jim: Abih tu, ape dier????
Halim: Ish k0 nie.... kan masetu kiter ade ujian PMR kan????
Jim: Ye.... nape??? Ape kene mengene ngan bende yg k0 nk gitaw aq nie???
Halim: Ape ar k0 nie... AQ DPT MAS0K UNIVERSITY LAH MANGK0K!!!!
Jim: Owh....
Halim: K0 tk trkej0t kew???
Jim: Mmg ar aq trkej0t... mcm mane plak aq tk trkej0t.... Aq tk sangke yg k0 nie pandai no.....
Halim: Mmg ar aq nie pandai.... abih tu, k0 ingat aq nie tk pandai???
Jim: Ish!!! Mane ade aq ckp mcm tu... Cume.......
Halim:Cume ape???
Jim: Cume lembu mane bley pegi university....
Halim: HA???
Jim: Ye lah.... aq panggil u k0.... k0 tu kan lembu....
Halim: K0 NIE KRG ASAM BET0L LAH!!!!

halim gi kejar si jim.....
Aduhai.. bdk zmn bape ar nie????

Salam Hari Raya kpd Kwn2 ku Di Malaysia

aidilfitri hari kemaafan
mengahapus kesalahan sesame insan
memupuk perpaduan sesame ehsan
mengikat tali keakraban

terdengar takbir syawal tersedu
kowg bersalam penuh ceria
aq kt cini menumpang lalu
mengucap slalm lebaran mulia

pergilah adik pergilah makan
ketupat ini yg akk hidangkan
jgn pulak adik tk mkn
nnti akk berase menyesal

pelita bersinar di dpn rumah
bersinar ceria di malam raya
hatiku pedih pilu rasanya
tk dpt meraikan aidilfitri dgn keluarga

Bace!!!

LIBRA - The Asshole
(9/23-10/22)
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. *5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The SUPERIOR One
(10/23-11/21)
Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed.*15 years of bad luck if you do not repost

SAGITTARIUS-​​​​​THE SUPERIOR SEXUAL PARTNER
(11/22-12/21)
Loves to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. .
*24 years of bad luck if you do not reposT THIS

CAPRICORN - The One that Waits
(12/22-1/19)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart.Sweet. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. *7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost

AQUARIUS - The one every girl or boy needs
(1/20-2/18)
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. *7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The perfect one
(2/19-3/20)
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. AWESOME KISSER.. Always get what they want. Very Attractive. Easy going. RARE Finding. *4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One
(3/21-4/19)
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. .
*9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS - The Aggressive One
(4/20-5/20)
Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous.​​​​​*​​​​​12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Gorgeous one
(5/21-6/21)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. dual personalities. Loves relationships,
Addictive. Loud.
*16 years of bad luck if you do not repost

CANCER - The Coolest mutha fucka ull ever meet.
(6/22-7/22)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. *2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Sexy One
(7/23-8/22)
Very talkative. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and SEXY. Have own unique appeal. Irresistible. *10 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One
(8/23-9/22)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with

Aq makan cicak sbb pontianak datang...

Bulan ( bulan mase k0 lahir )

Jan- aq pukul
Feb- aq pegang
Mar- aq lempang
Apr- aq tidur
Mei- aq pijak
Jun- aq tumbuk
Jul- aq makan
Aug- aq minum
Sep- aq gigit
Oct- aq sepak
Nov- aq jilat
Dec- aq beli

Hari ( hari k0 lahir )

1- cicak sbb
2- buaya sbb
3- sotong sbb
4- kucing sbb
5- katak sbb
6- lipas sbb
7- arnab sbb
8- harimau sbb
9- gajah sbb
10- badak sbb
11- anjing sbb
12- ikan sbb
13- zirafah sbb
14- zebra sbb
15- kuda sbb
16- keldai sbb
17- kangaroo sbb
18- singa sbb
19- lipan sbb
20- ayam sbb
21- babi sbb
22- lembu sbb
23- jerung sbb
24- obor-obor sbb
25- rama-rama sbb
26- jaguar sbb
27- kancil sbb
28- serigala sbb
29- rusa sbb
30- udang sbb
31- ketam sbb

Colour ( u like )

merah- pontianak datang
kuning- mak aq suruh
hitam putih- aq suke
hijau- aq giler
pink- aq jumpe siti
biru- aq lapar
oren- aq tk der akal
lain lain- aq bodoh!!!!!!!!!!!

The Shape Of My Heart

Baby please try to forgive me
Stay here don't put out the glow
Hold me now don't bother
If every minute it makes me weaker
You can save me from the man that i've become

Looking back on the things i've done
I was trying to be someone
I played my part
Kept you in the dark
Now let me show you
The shape of my heart

Sadness is beautiful
Loneliness is tragical
So help me
I can't win this war

Looking back on the things i've done
I was trying to be someone
I played my part
Kept you in the dark
Now let me show you
The shape of my heart

I'm here with my confession
Got nothing to hide no more
I don't know where to start
But to show you the shape of my heart

I'm looking back the things i've done
I never want to play the same old part
I'll keep you in the dark
Now let me show you the shape of my heart

Looking back on the things i've done
I was trying to be someone..
I played my part
Kept you in the dark
Now let me show you the shape of my heart

TONS OF GOSSIPS ABOUT ZAC EFRON

Zac Efron
Gossip

• Bio
• Gossip
• Pictures
• Quotes
• Videos

Zac Efron: Shirtless in The Death and Life of Charlie St. Cloud

August 24th, 2009 11:49 AM by Hilton Hater

Filed under: Zac Efron

In The Death and Life of Charlie St. Cloud, Zac Efron plays a character who mourns the death of his brother by working at the cemetery where his body is buried.

He also sees visions of his sibling and falls in love with a woman that...

... oh, who cares? Efron gets shirtless in the movie! Isn't that the important thing, ladies?

Showing off his six pack and his happy trail, Zac proves that Vanessa Hudgens isn't the only member of this couple that can bare her skin:

The Death and Life of Charlie St. Cloud comes out in 2010. The photo above just guaranteed it a spot atop the box office rankings.

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Vanessa Hudgens Wants to Marry Zac Efron

August 17th, 2009 1:52 PM by Hilton Hater

Filed under: Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens

Vanessa Hudgens is not engaged to Zac Efron.

While reports this morning indicated the pair had definitive plans to walk down the aisle, Hudgens was simply asked a hypothetical question by Great Britain's News of the World, to which she replied:

“We haven’t set a date and if we did we’d keep it secret for as long as possible. Why? What if one of us was offered a major film part? Then we’d have to postpone our marriage and people would say we’d split up. And we don’t want that.”

No, you sure don't. Then again, you don't want the Internet buzzing about your recently-leaked nude photos, either; so perhaps this engagement talk was meant to distract online readers.

Meanwhile, Efron and Hudgens were spotted over the weekend at what's quickly becoming the Concert Heard 'Round the Tween World.

They escorted Zac's little brother to the King of Leon performance in Canada. Yes, the same one at which Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were spotted nearly making out.

Speaking of which, riddle us this: Which couple is cuter, Zanessa or Robsten?

	Zanessa!
	Robsten!
View Results

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Teen Choice Awards Fashion Face-Off: Zac Efron vs. Robert Pattinson

August 10th, 2009 7:57 AM by Hilton Hater

Filed under: Zac Efron, Robert Pattinson, Celebrity Fashion

Troy Bolton vs. Edward Cullen.

Singing vs. blood-sucking.

Straight hair vs. shaggy.

No matter how you break down this Fashion Face-Off, courtesy of last night's Teen Choice Awards red carpet, readers are faced with a difficult decision. Choosing between Zac Efron and Robert Pattinson is akin to selecting one's favorite parent.

If both parents were strapping young men that could each make butter melt just by staring at it, that is.

Still, one must sometimes do what is most challenging. It builds character. With that in mind, compare and contrast the hunks below and then share your thoughts on each...

Who looks hotter?

	Zac Efron
	Robert Pattinson
View Results

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Miley Cyrus and Zac Efron: Future Co-Stars?

July 30th, 2009 1:33 PM by Hilton Hater

Filed under: Zac Efron, Miley Cyrus

We hope you're sitting down, residents of the Tweeniverse.

This news is gonna rock your world!

A reliable source has told Moviehole that Zac Efron might star opposite Miley Cyrus in a reboot of the 1950s movie series Gidget.

Those films, and the proposed flick that would feature two of the biggest teen icons on the planet, were based on the 1957 novel, Gidget, the Little Girl with Big Ideas. The novel tracks the adventures of a young woman and her surfing friends on the beach at Malibu.

O...M...G! Miley Cyrus and Zac Efron might woo one another on screen in the near future.

If this deal goes through, Cyrus would take on the title role, while Efron would play her love interest.

Earlier this month, remember, Miley admitted her crush on Zac. Perhaps Vanessa Hudgens should truly be worried now.

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Miley Cyrus Crushes on Zac Efron

July 15th, 2009 7:13 AM by Hilton Hater

Filed under: Miley Cyrus, Zac Efron

Look away, Nick Jonas!

Earlier this week, Miley Cyrus was feeling under the weather. Based on a Twitter posting, however, it sounds like she was wishing she were under Zac Efron.

Never one to shy away from telling fans pretty much every thought that enters her head - no matter how personal, inappropriate or inane - Cyrus Tweeted:

"Me and mom are seriously sitting here staring at Zac Efron on Google images. Girls I totally get it! He is gorgeous!"

So is his girlfriend, Vanessa Hudgens. Watch what you say, Miley.

Is Miley Cyrus making a play for Zac Efron? The Tweeniverse might explode if she does.

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Celebrity Hair Affair: Zac Efron

July 3rd, 2009 10:08 AM by Hilton Hater

Filed under: Celebrity Hairstyles, Zac Efron

Zac Efron might have a new girlfriend.

But he definitely has a new haircuit!

The young actor, who created a stir by dining with Megan Fox this week, has cut off his trademarks locks.

Brace yourselves, ladies, you're in for a whole new Zac now. Does his adorable face make up for anything he does with his hair? Or do you wish he'd have thought twice before giving the order to cut away?

Compare Zac Efron looks below and then share your opinion in our poll...

Do you like Zac's haircut?

	Yes, short is sexy!
	No, long is lovelier!
View Results

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Spotted Dining: Megan Fox and Zac Efron!

July 2nd, 2009 2:04 PM by Hilton Hater

Filed under: Celebrity Sightings, Megan Fox, Zac Efron

Megan Fox is either playing games with the paparazzi, or with the hearts of a few leading men.

The Transformers star has been involved in a roller coaster relationship with Brian Austin Green; during one of their rumored breaks, she was spotted getting cozy with co-star Shia LaBeouf.

Then, just as rumors of her reconciliation with Green surfaced, the Internet has been hit with a bombshell: Fox had dinner with Zac Efron this week!

The pair dined Tuesday night at Pace, an upscale restaurant in Los Angeles. According to a witness:

"They were very friendly and their faces were close when they talked."

Fox has been open about her affection for the 21-year-old High School Musical beefcake. The two reportedly flirted at the 2009 Golden Globe Awards, which was followed by Megan's odd quote:

"What you don't know is that Zac and I are the same person. It's like Janet and Michael [Jackson], we are the same person."

While Fox may or may not be single, everyone knows the status of Efron: he's been dating Vanessa Hudgens for years. What would she have to say about this news?

What do you have to say about it? Leave a comment. Let us know!

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Zac Efron, Breckin Meyer Spoof Perez Hilton

June 25th, 2009 7:48 AM by Free Britney

Filed under: Breckin Meyer, Perez Hilton, Zac Efron

Zac Efron and pal Breckin Meyer teamed up to parody the altercation that ended with Perez Hilton getting punched - and posting video statements about it.

The two buds have had “issues” recently, so Zac's actor pal reached out to him the only way he knows how - a YouTube statement demanding an apology.

It's a direct parody of Perez's reaction to his fight with will.i.am and the Black Eyed Peas manager after the MuchMusic Awards Sunday night in Toronto.

Check out the hilarious spoof of the celebrity gossip blogger below, and if you missed it, here's a link to the two Perez "video statements" for reference ...

Breckin Meyer, Zac Efron Parody Perez Hilton

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Zac Efron to Guest Star on Entourage

June 2nd, 2009 7:22 PM by Hilton Hater

Filed under: Entourage, Zac Efron

Might Vincent Chase suddenly not be the best looking person in his Entourage?

Sources confirm that Zac Efron has landed a guest-starring role on the hit HBO series.

No word yet on the exact role Efron will play, but the show is known for depicting celebrities simply as themselves.

"He was filming a scene and talking on his cell phone," said an onlooker near the Beverly Hills Niketown store, where Efron was being filmed. "None of the other Entourage cast was here. He was really nice."

Season six of the show premieres on July 12.

Efron is far from the only famous guest star lined up. The following celebs will also appear on the series:

• Lil Wayne
• Tom Brady
• LeBron James
• Aaron Sorkin
• Autumn Reeser
• Kate Mara

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MTV Movie Awards Fashion Face-Off: Zac Efron vs. Bruno

June 1st, 2009 8:08 AM by Hilton Hater

Filed under: Celebrity Fashion, Sacha Baron Cohen, Zac Efron

It takes a lot to upstage Zac Efron.

Any time the actor is on stage, all eyes are typically on this High School Musical hottie.

At last night's MTV Movie Awards, however, Efron accepted the award for Best Male Performance immediately following Bruno's bare-assed embrace of Eminem. As as result, the theater was still buzzing over the rapper's less-than-enthusiastic response to being dry humped by the latest Sacha Baron Cohen character.

Bruno actually made an appearance earlier in the evening, as well, posing for photographers on the red carpet.

Did he outshine Efron there, too? Compare the two hunks below and share your opinion in our poll...

Who looked better?

	Zac Efron
	Bruno
View Results

Pantun Ramadhan

Assalamualaikum dan salam sejahtera,
Buat ucapan pembuka bicara,
Hamba yang hina mohon berkata,
Haraplah sudi anda terima.

Wahai rakan dan sahabat semua,
Ramadhan kini menjelang tiba,
Maaf dipinta dari semua,
Tak kira melayu,india ataupun cina.

31 Ogos hari merdeka,
esoknya pula puasa bermula,
Sambutan merdeka kalau gempak gila,
Sambutan puasa pun kena tak kurang hebatnya.

30 hari kita berlapar dan dahaga,
Kerana tuntutan Allah yang esa,
Semoga kita dapat menunaikannya,
Dalam keadaan yang paling gembira.

Sempena Ramadhan bulan yang mulia,
Kita lupakan sengketa lama,
Agar kita saling berbahagia,
Salam kemaafan penutup bicara.

Layan...

Lapar puasa terketar-ketar
Bila berbuka lega rasanya
Kad raya tak sempat nak hantar
Kiriman MMS pun dah kira grand lah ye..!

Anak Dolah makan lepat
Makan lepat sambil melompat
Nak hantar kad raya dah tak sempat
Pakai MMS pun kira ok what?

Lemah lembut tuan puteri
Berkain cindai cantik dipandang
Meriah menyambut Aidilfitri
Sahabat handai datang bertandang

Udara dingin hening pagi
Tabuh bising mulakan hari
Aidilfitri menjelma lagi
Masing-masing pakai berseri

Tanpa mengira miskin kaya
Pangkat kedudukan hamba shaya
Sama-sama menyambut raya
Maaf-maafan dihari bahagia

Aidilfitri hari kemenangan
Kejayaan menempuh halangan
Mengenali erti kesenangan
Bagi mereka yang kekurangan

Aidilfitri hari kemaafan
Menghapus kesalahan sesama insan
Memupuk perpaduan sesama ehsan
Mengikat tali keakrapan

Cincin disarung hati berdebar
Jarinan lembut wajah terhias
Ramadan disambut penuh sabar
Aidilfitri disambut dengan meriah

Saidina Affan menyusun kata
Tutur peri yang aulia
Maaf-bermaafan sesama kita
Di Aidilfitri yang mulia

Selamat Hari Raya Maaf Zahir Batin

Tinggi sungguh terbang Rajawali,
Bintang di langit yang dicari,
Manusia di pagi Raya juga mencari,
Ampun maaf menyusun sepuluh jari

Salam Aidil Fitri from me.

Maaf Zahir dan Batin.

Howt Boys<3

THESE ARE SOME HOT HOT HOT BOYS FOR YOU
(except for the first one... he's mine<3)